Keep Holy The Sabbath

the sun comes up

early on Sunday morning

bove the house of god

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife (Brad Pitt is my Neighbor)

 girl who is next door

married to the boy next door

I want your body.

Worshiping the Throne

Honor Thy Father and Mother

Parents are special

people worthy of honor

and glory and praise 

You shall not bear false witness

I point the finger

but the bear didn't do it.

My pants are on fire.

Thou shalt not kill

Not considered news

and Animals can not sin

but still, dog bites man

Graven Image

it must be santa

creating idolaters

just satan spelt wrong

Sexting

Thou Shall Not Steal

Stealing a movie.

What would heston have to say

out his cold dead mouth?