Y is for Yogurt

Frozen Yogurt.

I ate it.

And forgot to take a picture.

W is for Wagon (in Woodchips)

You could say a Station wagon in mulch.

But I wouldn't. 

V is for Vote

U is for University

The best an brightest

came to me for resume advice.

Idiots.

T is for Tardis

Hang on I am getting a text message.

S is for Sunrise (Amongst Trees )

Some say among.

It is probably correct.

A sunrise is a sunrise, but also a sunset.

R is for Rafters

Q is for Quote

Nevermore.

P is for Prick

Just a little one.

O is for On/Off

Saw a light switch once

it was upside down

went to turn it off

it said No.

N is for Night

Not Knight.

M is for Minimalism

L is for Leaf

K is for Ketchup

Red like blood.

I would kill for some ketchup.

J is for Jake

Jake is a person.

I'd like to think I know him.

H is for Heat

Elements of glowing Orange

electric sex, electric heat, electric light. 

G is for Google

Google is great.

E is for Ear

 Ear of Corn!

D is for Dirrections

Only four ways to go.

C is for Couds

Dark cloud

light cloud

every type of cloud.