Cow Dressed as A Cow

The best disguise is a version of one's self. 

truth

words from a kind cow

just trying to make you smile

just speaking the truth

Jake the cow

Memories are great

perhaps hard to recreate

with just a sharpie

April Flowers, Make May Depressing?

Spring is in the trees

the flowers bloom and blossom

so stop and smell them

Cow steals helicopter

He isn't licensed

but damn if that will stop him

Cow steals war copter.

Cow Stew

Catholics give up

meat the fridays durring lent

because cow say so.

Cow was framed

Up against a wall,

He really did not do it

trully cow was framed.

Cow crosses bridge

Ceasar's Dubicon

and Washington's Delaware,

the cow crosses bridge

We need more cow bell!

The cow rang on high

oh ring them bells St. Peter

a ring-a-ding, ding.

Hollywood Swinging

Sitting on the swing

the cow thought about his death

and not his fun life.

It's not easy being green

Just a self portrait

it's not easy being me

and I am not green.

Cow and a Record Bowl

hiding pink features

ashamed of her third color 

in a record bowl